Into the Sheep Dip
50 more ways to say goodbye

patmonahan:

1. She put her tongue on a 9 volt
2. Jumped onto a catapult
3. She wore a Yankees hat in Boston
4. ODed on chocolate frosting
5. Her brain froze from gelato
6. Smoked way too much pot, oh
7. Her road rage blew her gasket
8. Stole a 5 year old’s Easter basket
9. She drown while bobbing apples
10. Too many dudes on her napples

40 more to go. Help!

Pat

fyreball13:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

steampoweredrocket:

myenormousgreenragemonster:

carrie-berrrie:

ichbinerica:

this is a cosplay
there is a dude on a hoveround inside this
it makes sounds and plays music and everything moves and lights up

THIS IS A DALEK. COSPLAYING THE DOCTOR

It’s undercover. It’s trying to sneak in

The Doctor is in the background.
With his arms crossed.
He is not amused by your shenanigans Dalek.

WOULD. YOU. LIKE. A. JELLY. BABY.

This wins cosplay. I would totally watch a series about a rogue Dalek who really, really likes the Doctor.

fyreball13:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

steampoweredrocket:

myenormousgreenragemonster:

carrie-berrrie:

ichbinerica:

this is a cosplay

there is a dude on a hoveround inside this

it makes sounds and plays music and everything moves and lights up

THIS IS A DALEK. COSPLAYING THE DOCTOR

It’s undercover. It’s trying to sneak in

The Doctor is in the background.

With his arms crossed.

He is not amused by your shenanigans Dalek.

WOULD. YOU. LIKE. A. JELLY. BABY.

This wins cosplay. I would totally watch a series about a rogue Dalek who really, really likes the Doctor.

Can I get an “AWWWWWWWW!”?

Can I get an “AWWWWWWWW!”?

Day Two without Skyrim.

The awesomeness of the holiday so far (yay ducklings!) has so far held Skyrim cravings at bay, though seeing multiple cheese wheels at various delicatessans has proven something of a challenge to this…

Why we should use the Oxford Comma

laureninspace:

au-nat-urelle:

incitatus-ebooks:

tenderstatue:

bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.

Forever reblog.

okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma

i’m convinced

VINDICATION

I never understood what the big debate was about… until now.

crimm:

Oh anime, you’ve taught me a lot of things over the years. One day, I’ll rebuild someone’s anus.

crimm:

Oh anime, you’ve taught me a lot of things over the years. One day, I’ll rebuild someone’s anus.

Get well soon Crimm!