1. She put her tongue on a 9 volt
2. Jumped onto a catapult
3. She wore a Yankees hat in Boston
4. ODed on chocolate frosting
5. Her brain froze from gelato
6. Smoked way too much pot, oh
7. Her road rage blew her gasket
8. Stole a 5 year old’s Easter basket
9. She drown while bobbing apples
10. Too many dudes on her napples
40 more to go. Help!
this is a cosplay
there is a dude on a hoveround inside this
it makes sounds and plays music and everything moves and lights up
THIS IS A DALEK. COSPLAYING THE DOCTOR
It’s undercover. It’s trying to sneak in
The Doctor is in the background.
With his arms crossed.
He is not amused by your shenanigans Dalek.
WOULD. YOU. LIKE. A. JELLY. BABY.
This wins cosplay. I would totally watch a series about a rogue Dalek who really, really likes the Doctor.
The awesomeness of the holiday so far (yay ducklings!) has so far held Skyrim cravings at bay, though seeing multiple cheese wheels at various delicatessans has proven something of a challenge to this…
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma
I never understood what the big debate was about… until now.
Oh anime, you’ve taught me a lot of things over the years. One day, I’ll rebuild someone’s anus.